Chili

She had a half opened bottle of arrogant bastard beer in the fridge and an arrogant bastard sitting on her couch, so she did the only thing she could think of, she made chili. It was probably the most delicious chili she had ever made. The Arrogant bastard thought so and when combined with the jalapeno corn bread he never noticed the slight acrid taste the rat poison gave the chili. Two arrogant bastards down, a world full of them to go.